January 17, 2011

Public Things I Do Secretly

3 Things I Always Do When Exiting a Public Restroom (secretly of course)
  • Make sure my shirt is in no way tucked into my pants
  • Check that my pants are in fact zipped
  • Make sure there is nothing stuck to my shoe and trailing behind me
I usually look behind me casually to see if someone is there (allowing my eyes to drop to the back of my shoes) then pull the bottom of my shirt down/straighten it ( to confirm that it is not tucked in) and in doing so I brush by my pants' zipper to ensure that it is closed.

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